"An orifice that the good Lord gave us"

Surgeons have decided that instead of making new holes in patients to insert instruments and extract yucky things like tumors, they will use our "god-given" orifices. And being that we have the roomiest and most pliable holes (as compared to our male counterparts), certain surgical procedures will be a lot less gory and leave fewer scars.

The vagina is a wonderous thing isn't it?!

Oh My!

I hope this t-shirt doesn't mean to discriminate against twat of other religious faiths. We celebrate ALL vadge!

All I want for Christmas...

It's Crotchy!

On Presstube:

Presstube is proud to present 'Crotchy', the first collaborative project of Jen Ham & James Paterson. It is a one of a kind art toy hand made by Jen.

Crotchy is:- 12" tall- Made of cotton- Free standing- Posable
Crotchy has:- Puffy crotch panel - Pink button anus - Long lady legs - Awesome 'Mom' tattoo

I'd love for us to compile a nice shopping guide for those who would like to do vagina-themed gift giving this season. Ladies?

xoxoxo
The O. O.

old skool blogging

I've dedicated this evening to catching up on my favorite blogs from a few years ago when all I did all day was catch up on my favorite blogs. Strangely, most of them were "mommy blogs." Some of my favorites are big deals now (see Dooce, Mighty Girl, and Suburban Bliss, among many others). When I think of blogging, I think of a giant network of women telling their stories and creating smart, supportive, creative communities. I'm glad that my first blog-reading experiences were made by women and I hope that as I get smarter and craftier, I can contribute too. Here's an excellent vadge-related post by Joy Unexpected.

Tampon Crafts!

OB Christmas lights!

I do believe I've found our sister site! For all you crafty pussies, here is a better-late-than-never Thanksgiving centerpiece , a cute Christmas tree topper, and even a great gift for dad. All courtesy of these fine artists.

Cervical Snark

re. the HPV vaccine and its wonderfulness: words of wisdom from spEak You're bRanes.

Gratitude

Hello ladies and your business,

Just wanted to shout out on this day of gratitude to my vadge, your vadges, and vadges everywhere. Hooray for twat!




Yours in vagitude,

McTwat

I sent an e-mail to Nikol of Midwest Teen Sex Show begging her to link to our vadgtastic blog and this is what I got in return.


Mink Muffler,

We have to link to your site just on principle, because it's the
VadgeBlog. I love it.

I'm also glad you're enjoying the show. Not only should you send our
link to nieces and nephews, but talk to them about it after they've
viewed a few episodes. Great conversation for Thanksgiving dinner.

We'll post a link to the site in the next few weeks.

Keep rocking the Utah (and insert other appropriate state names here) vadges!

Nikol

Don't you just love this girl?

I can't help myself when it comes to videos... And well, a new name to add to the euphemism list, "vajean". Good word...

a little cartoon character with eyes that walks around

From Harper's Weekly News Roundup:

The New York Times Style section published a feature on the rise of the term "vajayjay" to describe female genitalia. "The reason that vajayjay has caught on, I think, is because there is a black--Southern especially--naming tradition, which is to have names like Ray Ray and Boo Boo and things like that," said John H. McWhorter, a linguist at the Manhattan Institute. "It sounds warm and familiar and it almost makes the vagina feel like a little cartoon character with eyes that walks around." In Johannesburg a contestant on the reality-TV show Big Brother Africa was caught on camera digitally penetrating an unconscious female housemate and then, after heeding the pleas of another female contestant to desist, sitting alone sniffing his fingers. The contestant explained his behavior by telling his fellow housemates, "Well, this is Africa."

TALK SHOW HOST TYRA BANKS DEDICATES AN ENTIRE SHOW TO "DOWN THERE" ON NOV 5TH

Talk show host dedicates an entire hour to discussing the vagina with her audience, on “The Tyra Banks Show,” airing on Monday, November 5 (check local listings for stations and times). From the look of the vagina to the newest ways to prevent HPV, Tyra holds a no-holds barred discussion with her audience about the least talked (and looked at) about part of a woman’s part. Tyra says, “I have wanted to do this show for two years. I know for a lot of women talking about what is going on in our bodies is extremely difficult, but it is incredibly important. We should be able to talk to our daughters, sisters, mothers and friends about our bodies and not be embarrassed. I hope after this show women will not be ashamed about what’s up down there.”

Tyra begins the hour giving her audience a test to see if they can name all the parts of the vagina to unbelievable results – only 11% of her audience filled out the anatomical chart correctly. Shocked by the results, Tyra welcomes gynecologist Dr. Debby Herbenick to give her viewers a quick tour of their nether regions with a velvet and satin “vagina puppet” pointing out the clitoris, the labia minora and labia majora and the urethra.

Having avoided the doctor for 28 years, Tyra takes a Plano, Texas woman, who happens to be a registered nurse, to her very first gynecological appointment. After the woman breaks down in tears, Tyra gives her support and holds her hand of the woman while she has her first PAP test and breast exam with Dr. Michelle Francis of New York. Tyra says, “As we were getting closer to the exam, I could literally feel how tense she was.” Tyra welcomes the woman and Dr. Francis back to her stage to talk about her experience and to give her the results of her PAP – and to make her promise to go again next year.

Also on the show, Tyra introduces gynecologist Dr. Donnica Moore who educates Tyra’s audience on the importance of PAP smears and the newest vaccination for young women that can prevent the human papillomavirus – a virus that can cause cancer.

Tyra also shares with the audience the moment her mother gave her a hand mirror and told her to look at herself “down there.” Tyra says, “My mother told me to look at myself because, ‘It’s just another part of your body that needs to be healthy just like your eyes, your nose, your ears, your mouth and everything else.’”

Thanks to Perez Hilton for this vagi-tastic info!