Wednesday, November 28, 2007

"An orifice that the good Lord gave us"

Surgeons have decided that instead of making new holes in patients to insert instruments and extract yucky things like tumors, they will use our "god-given" orifices. And being that we have the roomiest and most pliable holes (as compared to our male counterparts), certain surgical procedures will be a lot less gory and leave fewer scars.

The vagina is a wonderous thing isn't it?!

2 comments:

The Oval Office said...

Amen!The Lord is good! Hallalujah for my vajean (and yours too). Quick question: can I get breast reduction done through my hoo-hoo?

The Oval Office said...

"roomy hole"= my new name for my beave.